phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

image

(Source: totoroh-s)

railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

cute boy tells me i'm pretty:
lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty:
[stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

Game of Thrones cast

Game of Thrones cast

(Source: thorxodinsons)

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

make me choose: stranger-mcdanger asked Pocahontas or Mulan?

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(Source: smonroes)

In The Flesh, 1x03

"It was a one shot deal. It was a gift! A gift and you ruined it!"

(Source: dearwatsn)

Tyrion Lannister Week - Day 6 - Favorite Scene

shining-latios:

There is literally no better villager to be wearing this design I made.

shining-latios:

There is literally no better villager to be wearing this design I made.